Ahhh! Zombies!!

The scene takes place in a post-apocalyptic mall.
Characters
Zombie Dave - A zombie
Zombie Bob – Zombie 2
Zombie Joe - The last zombie
Ralph - The man behind the door
Guy 1 - One guy
Girl 1 - One girl

Page 1
The mall should look as messed up as possible: broken glass, shattered things, water spilled all over the place.

Panel 1. Three sets of feet running though some spilled water. The shoes should be in good shape along with the pants.
SFX: Splash Splash…..

Panel 2. Two sets of zombie feet walking through the water. The shoes should be worn out; the pants tattered; rotting flesh on the bone of a leg or two.
SPX:  PLOP   SQUISH

Panel 3. All three people are running away from us. Guy 1 is looking over his shoulder, really scared.
Guy 1: They're still coming!

Panel 4:. Head shots of 2 gooey zombies lurching, arms extended
Zombie Bob: Gak!

Panel 5. The three people running toward a washroom.
Girl 1: In here!

Panel 6:. The shadow of the zombies as the door slams.
SFX: SLAM!

Page 2

Panel 1. A zombie hand reaching out to the door

Panel 2. The hand makes a fist and knocks on the door.
SFX: tap tap tap

Panel 3. A voice bubble comes from behind the door. Zombie Dave is in the panel
Ralph (kind of singing): Who is it?

Panel 4. Note from here on in it's Zombie Dave talking to a door!

Zombie Dave: It's Dave! Let me in!

Panel 5. The door again.
Ralph: Who?

Panel 6.
Zombie Dave: It's me, Dave!

Page 3

Panel 1.
Ralph: Dave? Hey man! Weren't you, like, turned into a zombie?

Panel 2.
Zombie Dave: No man! That was the other Dave!

Panel 3.
Ralph: I thought he got shot at Rona...

Panel 4.
Zombie Dave: No, that was the other, other Dave!

Panel 5.
Ralph: Are you sure? Cuz when you were chasin' us I coulda swore  -
Zombie Dave: I wasn't chasing you! I really gotta use the can!

Page 4

Panel 1.
Ralph: I didn't think zombies used the can...

Panel 2.
Zombie Dave: Look man! I ain't a zombie! Let me in!

Panel 3.
Ralph: Number one or number two?
Zombie Dave: What?
Ralph: Number one or number two?

Panel 4.
Zombie Dave: ...two-
Ralph: Sorry man! S'all plugged up in here! Yo querro Taco Bell! Know whatta mean?

Panel 5.
Zombie Dave: Well what the hell am I supposed to do now?

Panel 6. Ralph sticks out his hand with a plastic cup.

Page 5

Panel 1. Zombie Dave looks at the cup confused.

Panel 2. He tosses the cup, which lands on Zombie Bobs head.
Zombie Bob: BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!

Panel 3.
Ralph: What'd you say?

Panel 4.
Zombie Dave: Uhh...he...said "GREEAAAAAT"...
Ralph: Are you sure cause I coulda swore he said "BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!"
Zombie Dave: No it was "GREEAAAAAT"...
Ralph: Are you sure man? Cuz it really sounded like "BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!"

Panel 5.
Zombie Dave: Forget it! Just let me in man!
Ralph: No way dude! Go find yer own crapper!
Zombie Dave: C'mon man! They're everywhere!

Panel 6.
Ralph: So go find one!
Zombie Dave: No man! The zombies! They're everywhere!
Ralph: Shouldn't bother you much, bein' a zombie an' all...

Panel 7. Zombie Dave really angry
Zombie Dave: Look! I told you I ain't no zombie! Now open the damn door!
Ralph: No can do amigo! S'all full up in here!
Zombie Dave: C'mon I really gotta go!

Page 6

Panel 1.
Ralph: What's his name?
Zombie Dave: Who?
Ralph: The guy who said "BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!"
Zombie Bob: BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!
Ralph: There he goes again!

Panel 2.
Zombie Dave: No...uh..he said "BRIIIIIAAAAAAN!!!!"

Panel 3.
Ralph: What?! Look, there's clearly two syllables in BRIIIII-AAAAAAN!!!! an' I distinctly heard one syllable!
Zombie Dave: No you didn't!

Panel 4.
Ralph: Yeah I did! Listen:
BRIIIII - AAAAAAN!!!! That's two!
BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!! That's one!

Panel 5.
Zombie Dave: Look! I was standing right here and he clearly said “BRIIIIIAAAAAAN!!!!”

Panel 6.
Ralph: No he didn't
Zombie Dave: Did so.
Ralph: Did not.
Zombie Dave: So.
Ralph: Not.
Zombie Dave: So!
Ralph: Not!

Page 7

Panel 1.
Zombie Dave: Shut up!
Ralph: Well, that was kinda rude.

Panel 2.
Zombie Dave: Just let me in man!
Ralph: Not after that outburst!
Zombie Dave: What?!!
Ralph: Nope. Too bad.

Panel 3.
Zombie Dave: Awww...c'mon man
Ralph: Nope.
Zombie Dave: Jeezus! I'm sorry man! Alright? I just gotta go!

Panel 4.
Ralph: What about that cup I just gave you? Full already?

Panel 5.
Zombie Dave: I ain't usin' a cup! C'mon!

Panel 6.
Ralph: What? You afraid someone's gonna see yer dingus?
Zombie Dave: No! I mean...what?

Panel 7.
Ralph: It's probably all rotted off with you bein' a zombie an' all...

Page 8

Panel 1.
Zombie Dave: For the last time! I AIN'T NO ZOMBIE!
OFF PANEL SPEECH: HEY, ZOMBIE DAVE!

Panel 2. Zombie Joe is sticking his head into the panel. Zombie Bob is grinning and Zombie Dave has his hand slapped against his face.
Zombie Joe: You an' ZOMBIE Bob here goin' to the ZOMBIE Rally tonight? All the ZOMBIES are gonna be there! Y'know, at the ZOMBIE rally, that you, ZOMBIE Dave, arranged yesterday at the ZOMBIE meeting. You remember ZOMBIE Dave?

Panel 3. The bathroom door swings open and Ralph is standing there pointing
Ralph: Ah-ha! I knew it! I knew you were a zombie!

Panel 4. Counting on his fingers
Ralph: First you started saying' that ya hadda take a crap but I knew you really didn't need to cuz people's been crappin' all over this place and never usin' no t.p. an then he said "BRAAIIIIIIIINS!!!"...

Panel 5. Zombie Dave, Bob, and Joe are all just staring at him babble on. It's a front view the trio.
Ralph:...so I was like "That's for sure a zombie thing" an' then you got all pissed an' I was like "Man my sister usta be like that like every month" –

Panel 6. Ralph looking confused; shadows covering him.

Panel 7. The three zombies are smiling. Bob is licking his lips.
Zombie Bob (whispering): Brains!

Panel 8. Ralph, pitiful.
Ralph: Aw, crap.